What’s your memorable Apache Story?

Despite all the new trends and technologies, Oral traditions are alive and well. How many times have you told others about your experiences and pass along cultural nuggets word of mouth? Example, here are some stories that I tend to tell folks about my experiences at Apache. I still remember the day someone hijacked apache.org. I also remember when Avalon was shutdown. Rules for revolutionaries is a classic as well. I just learned about another event on ant-dev regarding project visions and community.

What’s your favorite (or at least memorable) story?